HNUM²

Or Zombie Flesh Eaters 3 as my DVD is known.

Trying to find a way to cheat death, some scientists piss off a voodoo man by not saving his daughter from cancer. Using his magic he opens the third door to hell in order to start a plague of zombies to extract his revenge.
After the holy-man is killed, one of the demons from Bava’s Demons flies out of the ground and dispatches the scientists in gruesome ways.
Fortunately for the movie a couple of them escape for long enough to get their daughter (who was seemingly dubbed by a guy putting on a little girl voice) away from there. The ninja-zombies manage to kill the parents, though, and the daughter runs off into the sunset. Or something. Read More…

It’s the middle of the Namib Desert and some prospectors have disappeared. Luckily for them they disappeared somewhere on the way to “C Camp” and a truck full of people from base camp are on their way to “C Camp” to drop off fuel and a Systems Analyst. Unluckily for them, the prospectors are not just missing. They’ve released something. And that something has devoured the flesh from their bones.

Upon discovering the corpses of two of the three prospectors, they decide to follow the tracks in the hope of capturing the suspect, the third man in the team. After a trek through the desert they find him. Or what’s left of him. His picked clean bones. I’m sure it’s a comfort to his corpse that he’s no longer a murder suspect. Read More…

Red Sands is the second collaboration between writer Simon Barrett and Director Alex Turner. Their previous movie, Dead Birds was a creepy, gory, atmospheric civil war set horror movie. And although it doesn’t contain enough dead birds to warrant the pluralization of the title, Dead Birds is definitely worth a look.

Coming as a second part in what is said to be a narratively unrelated, but thematically similar planned trilogy (à la Chan-Wook Park’s Vengeance trilogy) this movie is a worthy sophomore effort.
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And coming hot on the heels of #7, it’s number 6.

Mike and the Bots are still stuck over Ancient Rome, the Mads are held captive and the movie stars (although Tom has doubts that this movie actually stars anyone) that guy from Diabolik. The presence of a beefy guy that screams like a girl means it’s not Diabolik. The giant basement warehouse in space can only mean one thing. It’s the Amazingly Idiotic Productions presentation of… Read More…

It’s way past time for number 7 in the greatly written and impressively thought out top 10.

In this episode, which starts as Tom Servo has become a real boy, the first black and white movie to be featured on the list is… featured.  It’s a movie full of excitement as  the world of gangsters and the world of shoe salesmen clash with unexpected results.  And who is to blame for it all? Read More…