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Zombi 4

Posted by MJ under Horror, MJ, Reviews (No Responses)

Or Zombie Flesh Eaters 3 as my DVD is known.
Trying to find a way to cheat death, some scientists piss off a voodoo man by not saving his daughter from cancer. Using his magic he opens the third door to hell in order to start a plague of zombies to extract his revenge.
After the [...]

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Zombies: The Beginning

Posted by MJ under Horror, MJ, Reviews (No Responses)

The result of a bet that you could take the screenplay for Aliens, replace the xenomporphs with zombies and still get a good movie.
First of all, I made up the bet. I hope. And second of all, if the bet was real, it would have been lost. Big time.

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Children of the Living Dead

Posted by MJ under Horror, MJ, Reviews (No Responses)

John Russo, Tom Savini, Zombie and Pennsylvania are all words that can be found on the box for this movie. All things that tie in to Romero’s Dead movies. Must be good, huh? Well, keeping in mind this was made before Land and Diary, you’d think it might be worthwhile.
But then, you realize that “Bred [...]

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Head Cheerleader, Dead Cheerleader

Posted by MJ under Horror, MJ, Reviews (No Responses)

“This is a message for Jeff and I’m really disturbed about the movie he’s making. My daughter is a Cheerleader and if anything ever happens to her and the perpetrator says that he watched this movie… I think Jeff is gonna get sued”

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Granny

Posted by MJ under Horror, MJ, Reviews (No Responses)

The first thing you notice about this is that the acting isn’t totally awful. Pretty awful admittedly, but there were some shining moments.
The next thing you notice is that the scenes they have to act are totally awful… Starting with a spooky halloweeny game “this offal here is really my granny’s brains.” Moving swiftly on [...]

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