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The result of a bet that you could take the screenplay for Aliens, replace the xenomporphs with zombies and still get a good movie.
First of all, I made up the bet. I hope. And second of all, if the bet was real, it would have been lost. Big time.

John Russo, Tom Savini, Zombie and Pennsylvania are all words that can be found on the box for this movie. All things that tie in to Romero’s Dead movies. Must be good, huh? Well, keeping in mind this was made before Land and Diary, you’d think it might be worthwhile.
But then, you realize that “Bred [...]

“This is a message for Jeff and I’m really disturbed about the movie he’s making. My daughter is a Cheerleader and if anything ever happens to her and the perpetrator says that he watched this movie… I think Jeff is gonna get sued”

The first thing you notice about this is that the acting isn’t totally awful. Pretty awful admittedly, but there were some shining moments.
The next thing you notice is that the scenes they have to act are totally awful… Starting with a spooky halloweeny game “this offal here is really my granny’s brains.” Moving swiftly on [...]

What to say about this one…
Well, it starts on a remote island where a bunch of scientists are trying to create a cure for cancer. Unfortunately for them the cure didn’t work (for us too, as we’d have been spared this movie if it did) and the local Voodoo priest’s daughter died. Blaming them, he [...]