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Archive for October, 2009

Durex Performax

Posted by MJ under General, MJ, Reviews (No Responses)

Now I’m not one to brag, but this is something I really didn’t need (I can easily last 4 or 5 minutes) but they came as part of a multi pack I purchased recently.  I was kinda unsure as to what ones to get (it’s been so long since I bought any… I like to [...]

Granny

Posted by MJ under Horror, MJ, Reviews (No Responses)

The first thing you notice about this is that the acting isn’t totally awful. Pretty awful admittedly, but there were some shining moments.
The next thing you notice is that the scenes they have to act are totally awful… Starting with a spooky halloweeny game “this offal here is really my granny’s brains.” Moving swiftly on [...]

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Zombie 4 – After Death

Posted by MJ under Horror, MJ, Reviews (No Responses)

What to say about this one…
Well, it starts on a remote island where a bunch of scientists are trying to create a cure for cancer. Unfortunately for them the cure didn’t work (for us too, as we’d have been spared this movie if it did) and the local Voodoo priest’s daughter died. Blaming them, he [...]

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Necronomicon

Posted by MJ under Horror, MJ, Reviews (No Responses)

H.P. Lovecraft finds out that the Book of the Dead is being kept in America. Using the book for research he writes three tales. Here they are.

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Maléfique

Posted by MJ under Horror, MJ, Reviews (No Responses)

Four prisoners, all with plans to escape, find a journal filled with magical incantations, one of which offers them freedom.

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