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Story One – “Crossed Out”

Posie gets mixed up with some street taggers and is given demonic powers which she then uses to punish said taggers and their kind.

Highlights(Contains Spoilers):

• Danny Trejo.
• Gang member blowing his own penis off. Ouch.
• Gang member paying tribute to his fallen comrade by drinking a 40 and pissing at the same time(he’s just robbed a store as well). The cops roll up on him and he splits, only to slip on his own piss and fall mouth-first onto his 40. Great Kill.
• Gang member fountain of blood in phone booth.
• Posie’s Death = Awesome…would’ve been better if it didn’t have the assistance of CG.

Quote(s):

• “Pretty as a picture, in fact, bitch is a picture” – Snoop

Rating: 9/10

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Story Two – “Slumlord”

After his father dies, a son and his lady friend move in with said father’s old war buddies for a period of time as an obligation to receive inheritance.

Highlights(Contains Spoilers):

• Flashback death of father; Bull horn impalement.
• Tiffany’s belly explosion followed by dog having snack.
• Son’s bull horn impalement.
• Dog’s death, very amusing.

Quote(s):

• “I don’t know, but it’s been said. This redneck pecker’s gonna end up dead” -Army Guys

Rating: 7/10

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Story Three – “Rapsody Askew”

Sod makes a deal with god to be a better person in exchange for blowing up and when it happens, he loses sight of what’s real.

Highlights(Contains Spoilers):

• Diamond Dallas Page.
• Jason Alexander cameo.
• Diamond Dallas Page’s eye gouging.
• Decent head shot.

Quote(s):

• “Bitch was so tight. I even pee’d on her” -Sod

• “Look at my dot when I am talking to you”(in Indian voice) -Zombie Quon
• (After being stabbed…looks to camera)”Damn, how many times they gonna kill a nigga?” -Zombie Quon
• “Go out in a blaze of glory!” -Zombie Quon
• *Sod leaves room guns blazing*
• “(At camera)”That nigga’s dead” -Zombie Quon

Rating: 8/10

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All in all, it was a great way to spend 85 minutes of my life. There were some animated and non-animated parts in between the stories, like in Creepshow. The ‘Hood of Horror’ theme song by Snoop Dogg is great.

P.S. My ratings are not based on cinematic value, but entertainment value.