HNUM²

Now I’m not one to brag, but this is something I really didn’t need (I can easily last 4 or 5 minutes) but they came as part of a multi pack I purchased recently.  I was kinda unsure as to what ones to get (it’s been so long since I bought any… I like to live dangerously) so I decided on the Pleasure Pack.  One of them’s gotta do the trick.

The first couple we tried were fine.  Next up comes the Performax.  Everything was going well.  Rolled it on  and began the business.  After about 30 seconds my bellend starts to go numb.  Real numb.  So numb I couldn’t feel anything.  This soon spread to the rest of my impressive 5 inches.

So, after about a minute of me banging away, my wife tells me “You’re not in.”  I reach down to reposition myself only to find out the reason I’d slipped out was because my boner was less bone, more flop.

No matter what I tried, I couldn’t get more than a semi. Rubbing it.  Flapping it around.  Trying to force it into the lady-bits. Didn’t work.  After a while, gave up and went to sleep.

I guess the condom did it’s job.  It stopped me from “blowing my top” too quickly.  For that, I’d rate it 10/10